Once upon a time ...
... in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecologiacal ussues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle... The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said -
"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me, one kiss from you and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am... and then, my sweet, we can get married... and set up a housekeeping in your castle with my mother... where you can prepare my meals... clean my clothes... bear my children... and forever feeling happy doing so..."
That night, when the princess dined sumptuously, on a lighty sautéed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself : I don't fuckin think so!
"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me, one kiss from you and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am... and then, my sweet, we can get married... and set up a housekeeping in your castle with my mother... where you can prepare my meals... clean my clothes... bear my children... and forever feeling happy doing so..."
That night, when the princess dined sumptuously, on a lighty sautéed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself : I don't fuckin think so!
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